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About Me, Me, Me!

I write a blog because this is a quite acceptable way of being completely self-absorbed. I have much to say about myself and my random life and need a whole website all to myself to share my experiences, thoughts and opinions.

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New Kiss My Cherry Website!
New Kiss My Cherry Website!
Posted by laramasters Sun, 19th June 2011

And Lara's Got a Bee in Her Bonnet (Forward Slash Some Poppies on Her Head) My mum (Pineapple founder Debbie Moore OBE) had a party at London’s most stylish venue, The Ivy Club, to celebrate her photo (by Paul Wolfgang Webster) becoming part of the National Portrait Gallery’s permanent exhibition, and because she’s receiving an Honorary Master of Arts Degree from UCA... Read More...

Pineapple Dance Studios Rocks!
Pineapple Dance Studios Rocks!
Posted by laramasters Mon, 22nd March 2010

My Mum OBE’s dance studios is TV smash hit. And I’m in it. A bit. I haven’t written my blog for ages because I’m naughty plus I’ve been feeling unwell for weeks which is dull and not great blog-writing material. I’ve had intermittent headaches and nausea, a sore tummy and I’ve been listless as a wilting poppy. See? It’s hard to make symptoms sound interesting or funny, although I did laugh when I was complaining about feeling rubbish to my good friend who nodded sympathetically then said in all serious-ness; “It’s not cancer is... Read More...

The Queen and Mum
The Queen and Mum
Posted by laramasters Mon, 22nd February 2010

Lara and her Mum visit the Queen for some pomp and ceremony OBE stylee Firstly, I must apologise for the late filing of this highly anticipated royal blog. I know you have all (well definitely my mum and my sister) been eagerly awaiting the inside scoop on what really goes on behind closed palace gates and I have been chomping at the bit to spill the jewel-encrusted beans. However, I was struck down by a raging fever mid-Royal Revelations Blog followed by a migraine so terrible and persistent that I would have written my will had I been... Read More...

Mama Mia!
Mama Mia!
Posted by Super Admin Sun, 31st January 2010

Lara Dedicates Blog to her Mum; Not RIP but OBE! My blog is very personal. This statement is of course a euphemism for “it’s all about me". Me me me. Me me me me me. And if anyone else gets a look in, I soon find a way to bring it back to my previous point i.e.; me! But today’s blog is quite exceptional because I am dedicating it to my Mum. (Don’t worry she’s not dead.) Now, I do not usually talk about my Mum because then I would not be talking about me. However, without my Mum, there would be no me and no blog about me and you would... Read More...

Boy George-ous!
Boy George-ous!
Posted by laramasters Mon, 16th November 2009

Boy George opens rockin’ drink and drug free club; hoorah for the hootenanny without the hangover! Someone who has done extensive research into such matters recently told me; “alcohol is the devil.” I would augment that statement slightly and say; "alcohol brings the devil out.” Some people, like my mum, just don’t have much devil in them in the first place so Beelzebub doesn't get an awful done when she's on the Margaritas, but others will bend over backwards for Lucifer, and not metaphorically, when they’re on the liquor. I know you... Read More...

Lara’s Liam Love-in
Lara’s Liam Love-in
Posted by laramasters Sun, 18th October 2009

Lara Meets Liam Gallagher and Forgets the Horrible Toffee Episode Been a bit on the down-looooooooooooow side this week. But, WHY?! I hear you ask... Why low, Lara? Life is but a big box of chocolates from which to pluck delicious nuggets of experience and if you happen upon a coffee /toffee one you simply spit it out, huh? (Whilst being careful not to hock it back into the box risking a repeat of the unhappy munching.) And yes, I'm totally down with the Big Box Theory; I thought it up myself as is the custom amongst power wheelchair... Read More...

Lara’s Rare Blog
Lara’s Rare Blog
Posted by laramasters Tue, 14th July 2009

I knew I was pretty extraordinary; I just didn't know it was official! Recently, I have made the rather alarming discovery that whilst for years I’ve believed myself to have a mysterious, slightly glamorous, degenerative nerve disorder that baffled renowned neurosurgeons and neurologists alike, it turns out that actually I have a widely recognized albeit rare condition and a textbook set of symptoms. Huh. I don’t know which is more disturbing; that I have untreatable Syringomyelia (“a chronic progressive disease of the spinal... Read More...

Huggin’ the Hoff
Huggin’ the Hoff
Posted by laramasters Tue, 14th July 2009

Lara meets David Hasselhoff but doesn't mention the burger Another sleb I spied at the unveiling of the new Jaguar XJ was David Hasselhoff. Now, there's no denying that this new XJ is a very sexy blend of powerful machinery and fine craftsmanship but I couldn’t help thinking - as I observed The Hoff sliding into the vehicle and sensuously tracing his fingers over the butter-soft leather interior - that even this stunning piece of automotive art must be something of a disappointment when you’ve once had the full throttle of... Read More...

Lara meets Sophie Ellis-Bextor; “She likes a flowy dress and she’s got a nice set of pipes on her.”
Lara meets Sophie Ellis-Bextor; “She likes a flowy dress and she’s got a nice set of pipes on her.”
Posted by laramasters Mon, 13th July 2009

I suppose I'm going to continue bumping into the world’s most gorgeous women aren't I? Confronting my self-image issues in counselling has just opened up a fat ol’can of worms - although worms are possibly not the most appropriate metaphor for describing the likes of Elle Macpherson and Sophie E-B – maybe it’s uncorked a magnum of Crystal (not that I’ve sampled this elixir but I hear models and rappers drink it and it’s got like diamonds in it.) As mentioned in my previous blog, at the launch of the new Jaguar XJ, I met the bodacious Elle... Read More...

What the Elle?!
What the Elle?!
Posted by laramasters Fri, 10th July 2009

Lara meets “The Body” and resists the urge to commit GBH. The therapy’s working. You know what’s so weird about being "in therapy" and tackling your issues? Significant things start to happen in your life. I don't mean you suddenly wake up one morning brimming with self-confidence, steel boundaries and a deep love for Angelina Jolie, (I've only had five sessions, and as mentioned in my last blog, I know I can’t expect those results until I hit the 2 month mark.) What I do mean is that when you start talking about things that are deeply... Read More...

How Nice is Katie Price!
How Nice is Katie Price!
Posted by laramasters Sun, 31st May 2009

It was almost closing time at the Clothes Show exhibition when, lovely new boy band Vice’s manager (my NBF) told me Katie Price was doing a fashion show in the hall. He’d been hanging out with her and was sure that she would love to meet me. Of course she would, I thought! We’re just like two peas in a pod - although peas aren’t exactly what springs to mind when you think of Katie Price – but… she loves riding horses, I used to love riding horses (until I had a spinal haemorrhage when I was on a horse and ended up in this wheelchair), she... Read More...

PLACEBO ARE REAL DEAL!
PLACEBO ARE REAL DEAL!
Posted by laramasters Wed, 13th May 2009

Last night I went to see Placebo play at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire. I was on the list. (My Mum recently met drummer Steve Forrest at a restaurant bar and she told him he was far too gorgeous to be on his own and insisted he join her table for drinks.) So they’re friends now but frankly she doesn’t know her Placebo from her actual medication. Which is the point isn't it? ‘Coz that’s when they work. Anyway, mum happened to mention she had been invited to see Placebo and go to the after show party. I said it would be outright rude... Read More...